Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey, Mr. The King.
The King: You got more talent in one lugnut than a lot of cars has got on their whole body.
Lightning McQueen: Really? Oh, that -…
The King: But you’re stupid.
Lightning McQueen: Excuse me?
But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.”
Geremy Clarkson – Top Gear TV Show
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Q: It’s the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage?
James Bond: Yes.
Q: Fire?
James Bond: Probably.
Q: Property destruction?
James Bond: Definitely.
Q: Personal Injury?
James Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you.
James Bond: Well, that takes care of the normal wear-and-tear. Is there any other protection I need?
Q: Only from me 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order.
James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies 1997
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Years ago I got dispatched to assist a local Law Enforcement Activity on a pedestrian fatal. I stopped at a judge\’s house to get a warrant signed, then drove over to the hospital for the blood draw. The driver\’s attorney was already there. I asked him if he knew what was going on. He shook his head, No. I said, \”Well, your client was southbound on M-24, and he struck and killed a pedestrian.\”
At this the driver\’s face brightens and he looks up. \”Oh, Thank God,\” he says. \”I thought there were two of them!\”
Withdrawing my notebook from my back pocket I looked at the attorney. “Just a sec,” I said, smiling. “I want to write that down while it’s fresh in my mind.”
Officer Name Withheld
